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Travel Demotivational Poster

OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.

TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me

ARIZONA - The hell with scorpians and snakes, it's the plants that will get you

TAGS: travel
Rating: 4.88/5

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I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...


ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers



TIME TRAVEL - Here is a poster of time travel that I did two days from now.

TAGS: time travel june calendar
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
I like. I may be a little late, but in the future, do "reality" shows come to a grinding halt and cease in existence? Please say yes.
steve1961 - June 24, 2012, 4:37 pm
Don't you remember? I told you what they were 3 days ago!
ipaprime - June 24, 2012, 4:16 pm
so what are the winning numbers for the next lottery drawing? hmmm?
gas - June 24, 2012, 9:32 am
HAHAHAHAHA.. that's a total win! 5 time machines

WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe

TAGS: travel hippie hitchhiking
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 19, 2012, 2:19 pm
I really like this one. It’s refreshing, 5L

THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...

A GOOD TRAVELER - Has No Fixed Plan And Is Not Intent On Arriving ~Lao Tzu!

TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.

TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

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MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
5 time tunnels for you


AIR TRAVEL - You never know who you'll run into

TAGS: air travel
Rating: 3.79/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 12:54 pm
That's why I missed my connection .. roflmao
rerun - January 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

missed this gem
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:09 pm
Life is Grand isn't it



TAGS: travel afford journey
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:08 pm
EXCELLENT!! I was browsing through a couple of travel magazines over the weekend and concluded that they are all writing for the very, very rich. No one else can afford the places that they feature.

prime directive -

TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.

Time Travel -

TAGS: 80 s wrong michael j fox time travel
Rating: 2.91/5

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Fatty - July 30, 2008, 5:05 pm
d***!!! now that's funny
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:41 pm
hahahaha A+ better Parky then Jonathan i guess
Wtf - July 18, 2008, 12:39 pm
Time travel makes you start interviewing people ?

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am


TAGS: air travel we all have baggage
Rating: 3.28/5

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spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
5Ls. Nice job GreyScorpion.
MrRandom - November 25, 2009, 6:23 pm
We can only hope there's not that much oxygen in the space.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:15 pm
5 Poodles GS...been down that road why too many times!

AIR TRAVEL - You're doing it wrong.

The Serendipity Clause -

TAGS: fate destiny violence immigration travel
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:38 pm
I'm from North Dakota so I may be an honorary citizen already... :)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:09 pm
Canada's starting to sound better everyday eh?


TSA - making air travel a more friendly expirience...

TAGS: tsa travel
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:42 pm
nice anime... :P
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:07 pm

THE MIDWEST - Worth seeing. But not worth going to see.


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Love it!

WOMEN PILOTS - And you thought their driving was bad.

TAGS: air travel amelia earhart
Rating: 3.12/5

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BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:07 pm
LMAO...Excellent Fatt Matt; 5 lost female Poodles for u


TAGS: air travel she rides a broom
Rating: 3.07/5

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Cubbybear - November 25, 2009, 10:36 pm
5 lions! Now do you need help getting the broom out of your b***?


TAGS: business travel h**el motel holiday inn
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm

Beats being rejected in the lobby bar by a prostitute
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm
Dry-humping h**el sheets... sounds about right.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm

a Motifakers holiday?

THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination



TAGS: daydreaming travel eye contact
Rating: 4.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
You call your woman "John" that's your problem...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
5L by the by.
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
I can sympathize. I too have a woman trapped in my head. Of course, I call it the john.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:59 pm
I always avoid eye contact.......do ya wanna see whats under my trench coat?
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:57 pm

Talking to them is allowed, eye contact is best avoided.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:55 pm
Ow. So I shouldn't talk to ex's? 5L


TRAVEL AMERICA - In the U.S., there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

AIR TRAVEL - Fast. Safe. Convenient.

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -

Planes, Trains And Automobiles -

Hi hun... -

TAGS: travel
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 18, 2013, 10:19 am
That's an Attack on Titan cosplayer... cool poster

Travel -


TAGS: budget traveling car poverty shmoverty
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
I'm great! How have you been, space?
GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 9:10 am
when the Zaporozhets' a rockin', don't come knockin'....just sit there, and wait your turn...5L
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 2:19 am
Mom left out that part of the immigration story...
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Note to self; remember to set drink down b4 reading spacedog's posters...5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
LMAO! Taste. Perfect.

air travel -

road less traveled -

TAGS: road less traveled problem
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 12:03 pm
Teenage grandchildren will send yer adult kids screaming down that road. Fun to watch, point, laugh.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:44 am

how is that a problem? get teenage kids...you'll understand.

The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!


TAGS: travel in style
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:43 am
Oh yeah Baby!! "Pilot to Tower",crkk,"Scorp1,Ready for takeoff, 29nr", crrk, "Negative, Scorp1", crrkk,"Runway cleared for Hooters1", crrk, "d***, I got hooters on here too!", crrk, "Your Mom doesn't count,Scorp1, over" crrkk, "Crap" 5L
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 11:27 am
Perfect 5L!


Ebola -

TAGS: ebola vacation spots disney world disease travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:57 pm
Nice one, Vindy. 5L
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:55 pm
Earth note to self; rampant overpopulation issue. I got this.


TAGS: france travel vehicular manslaughter
Rating: 4.37/5

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RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:54 pm
Haha reminds me of trip to France. nice doing.

I MAY NOT HAVE - Gone Where I Intended To Go BUT I Ended Up Where I Needed To Be

BEST TOURIST BUY - Ultimate preparation from getting lost !

TAGS: travel funny
Rating: 4.18/5

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Don't worry, y'all -

BUSINESS TRAVELER - I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur ?

TAGS: business travel pull off chauffeur
Rating: 3.87/5

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mariand - September 8, 2011, 1:31 pm
lol... you could, but it will be useles5

GUINNESS TO GO - Who is the b/tard that said I couldn't have Guinness for breakfast?! Just the thing that helps me face the Timmies of the world every morning

THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE - needed a faster car

VACATION - Pretty much its what you take, when you cant take anymore, of what you have been taking

TAGS: vacation travel dremagnum
Rating: 3.48/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 4:47 pm
Amen to that.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Niiiiice. 5L


TAGS: air travel day early entry after for***** premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
d***. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am

AIR TRAVEL - You name your son Falcon And you expect him NOT to try and fly?

TAGS: air travel day balloon boy
Rating: 3.27/5

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GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 8:34 pm

oh my god -

SITUATIONS - The grass is always greener. especially when there is a foot of ice on your car

TAGS: ice september travel
Rating: 3.15/5

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The Goat - September 20, 2009, 8:38 pm
anybody know where that ph**o was taken? It LOOKS like the waterfront at Burlington or Oakville, ON last winter but I didn't think they had it that bad!



STATISTICALLY - Flying is the safest way to travel!

TAGS: air planes jets travel humor
Rating: 2.48/5

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uh oh - November 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
brown alert coming up

H.C. Andersen -

US AIRWAYS... - Just a Little Faster Than Driving

TAGS: travel
Rating: 2.31/5

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AIRBUS A380 - the most badass plane ever built

TAGS: airbus a380 plane air travel jet
Rating: 1.54/5
Cheech - May 23, 2009, 12:32 pm
I would say the most badass commuter plane. The most badass plane ever has got to be the F-22 Raptor.
Mr. Shiny - April 3, 2009, 4:08 am
Gentle and graceful? Ha! I have gone to the airport and personally watched it eat hundreds of people myself. The beast keeps taking more and more in until it is satisfied then it just flies off. It eventually comes back to feed again, but is always late.
anonymouse - April 1, 2009, 10:20 am
If i ever get to ride on it i'll probably be get a window over the wing
WTF - January 6, 2009, 12:44 pm
WRONG! The A-10 Warthog is the most bad-ass plane ever built! The A380 is a gentle and graceful giant.

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: hell heaven vacation travel satan
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:25 pm
Thanks guys :)
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
So..? Where's Hell? Gated, secret entry? 5'd, with reservations.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:40 am
HA! Dang fence...little help here!

true love -

TAGS: travel love follow me
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 9:37 pm
It's an aphorism by Robert Brault.
TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 8:34 pm
rerun - April 24, 2015, 8:08 pm


Epiphany -

Walk -