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Travel Demotivational Poster


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


ARIZONA - The hell with scorpians and snakes, it's the plants that will get you


TAGS: travel
Rating: 4.88/5

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THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan




I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...




PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers




WHEN TRAVELING -




TIME TRAVEL -




TIME TRAVEL - Here is a poster of time travel that I did two days from now.


TAGS: time travel june calendar
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:10 pm, #245051
I like. I may be a little late, but in the future, do "reality" shows come to a grinding halt and cease in existence? Please say yes.
steve1961 - June 24, 2012, 4:37 pm, #236583
Don't you remember? I told you what they were 3 days ago!
ipaprime - June 24, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236581
so what are the winning numbers for the next lottery drawing? hmmm?
gas - June 24, 2012, 9:32 am, #236569
HAHAHAHAHA.. that's a total win! 5 time machines


THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...




WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe


TAGS: travel hippie hitchhiking
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 19, 2012, 2:19 pm, #237439
I really like this one. It’s refreshing, 5L


A GOOD TRAVELER - Has No Fixed Plan And Is Not Intent On Arriving ~Lao Tzu!




TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.


TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

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MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm, #226800
5 time tunnels for you


NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER -




AIR TRAVEL - You never know who you'll run into


TAGS: air travel
Rating: 3.79/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 12:54 pm, #158868
That's why I missed my connection .. roflmao
rerun - January 9, 2010, 9:12 pm, #151525

missed this gem
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:09 pm, #139876
Life is Grand isn't it


FROM TIME TO TIME -




DESTINATION -


TAGS: travel afford journey
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:08 pm, #224030
EXCELLENT!! I was browsing through a couple of travel magazines over the weekend and concluded that they are all writing for the very, very rich. No one else can afford the places that they feature.


prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am, #249479
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am, #249473
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


Time Travel -


TAGS: 80 s wrong michael j fox time travel
Rating: 2.91/5

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Fatty - July 30, 2008, 5:05 pm, #11907
d***!!! now that's funny
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:41 pm, #10106
hahahaha A+ better Parky then Jonathan i guess
Wtf - July 18, 2008, 12:39 pm, #10104
Time travel makes you start interviewing people ?


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm, #245347
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm, #245346
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am, #245335
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am, #245334
LMAO! :-D


AIR TRAVEL -


TAGS: air travel we all have baggage
Rating: 3.28/5

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spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:44 pm, #139918
5Ls. Nice job GreyScorpion.
MrRandom - November 25, 2009, 6:23 pm, #139893
We can only hope there's not that much oxygen in the space.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:15 pm, #139879
5 Poodles GS...been down that road why too many times!


AIR TRAVEL - You're doing it wrong.




The Serendipity Clause -


TAGS: fate destiny violence immigration travel
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:38 pm, #255826
I'm from North Dakota so I may be an honorary citizen already... :)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:09 pm, #255808
Canada's starting to sound better everyday eh?


FRY COOK GAMES -




TSA - making air travel a more friendly expirience...


TAGS: tsa travel
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:42 pm, #207545
nice anime... :P
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:07 pm, #207542
LOL!


THE MIDWEST - Worth seeing. But not worth going to see.




DEPORTED -


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm, #204673

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm, #204553
Love it!


WOMEN PILOTS - And you thought their driving was bad.


TAGS: air travel amelia earhart
Rating: 3.12/5

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BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:07 pm, #139875
LMAO...Excellent Fatt Matt; 5 lost female Poodles for u


AIR TRAVEL -


TAGS: air travel she rides a broom
Rating: 3.07/5

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Cubbybear - November 25, 2009, 10:36 pm, #139938
5 lions! Now do you need help getting the broom out of your b***?


FORTITUDE -


TAGS: business travel h**el motel holiday inn
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm, #192478

Beats being rejected in the lobby bar by a prostitute
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm, #192475
Dry-humping h**el sheets... sounds about right.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm, #192473

a Motifakers holiday?


THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination




PICTURE PERFECT -




DAYDREAMING -


TAGS: daydreaming travel eye contact
Rating: 4.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:11 pm, #177445
You call your woman "John" that's your problem...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm, #177443
5L by the by.
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm, #177442
I can sympathize. I too have a woman trapped in my head. Of course, I call it the john.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:59 pm, #177429
I always avoid eye contact.......do ya wanna see whats under my trench coat?
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:57 pm, #177425

Talking to them is allowed, eye contact is best avoided.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:55 pm, #177421
Ow. So I shouldn't talk to ex's? 5L


TIME TRAVEL -




TRAVEL AMERICA - In the U.S., there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.




AIR TRAVEL - Fast. Safe. Convenient.




Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -




Planes, Trains And Automobiles -




Hi hun... -


TAGS: travel
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 18, 2013, 10:19 am, #251591
That's an Attack on Titan cosplayer... cool poster


Travel -




TASTE OF EUROPE -


TAGS: budget traveling car poverty shmoverty
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:20 pm, #193372
I'm great! How have you been, space?
GreyScorpion - August 23, 2010, 9:10 am, #190496
when the Zaporozhets' a rockin', don't come knockin'....just sit there, and wait your turn...5L
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 2:19 am, #190487
Mom left out that part of the immigration story...
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:54 am, #190476
Note to self; remember to set drink down b4 reading spacedog's posters...5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am, #190468
LMAO! Taste. Perfect.


air travel -




road less traveled -


TAGS: road less traveled problem
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 12:03 pm, #255610
Teenage grandchildren will send yer adult kids screaming down that road. Fun to watch, point, laugh.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:44 am, #255607

how is that a problem? get teenage kids...you'll understand.


The Grandfather Paradox -


TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm, #253516
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am, #253502
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm, #253471
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm, #253470
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm, #253469
Lol!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm, #253468
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am, #253467
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am, #253464
mind; POOM!


IF GREY SCORPION OWNED AN AIRPLANE - This would be it


TAGS: travel in style
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:43 am, #166560
Oh yeah Baby!! "Pilot to Tower",crkk,"Scorp1,Ready for takeoff, 29nr", crrk, "Negative, Scorp1", crrkk,"Runway cleared for Hooters1", crrk, "d***, I got hooters on here too!", crrk, "Your Mom doesn't count,Scorp1, over" crrkk, "Crap" 5L
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 11:27 am, #166555
Perfect 5L!


AND THEN THE TOURIST SAID -




Ebola -


TAGS: ebola vacation spots disney world disease travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:57 pm, #255971
Nice one, Vindy. 5L
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:55 pm, #255970
Earth note to self; rampant overpopulation issue. I got this.


NAVIGATION -


TAGS: france travel vehicular manslaughter
Rating: 4.37/5

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RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:54 pm, #250030
Haha reminds me of trip to France. nice doing.


I MAY NOT HAVE - Gone Where I Intended To Go BUT I Ended Up Where I Needed To Be




BEST TOURIST BUY - Ultimate preparation from getting lost !


TAGS: travel funny
Rating: 4.18/5

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WASTE OF TIME!! -




Don't worry, y'all -




BUSINESS TRAVELER - I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur ?


TAGS: business travel pull off chauffeur
Rating: 3.87/5

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mariand - September 8, 2011, 1:31 pm, #224085
lol... you could, but it will be useles5


GUINNESS TO GO - Who is the b/tard that said I couldn't have Guinness for breakfast?! Just the thing that helps me face the Timmies of the world every morning




THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE - needed a faster car




VACATION - Pretty much its what you take, when you cant take anymore, of what you have been taking


TAGS: vacation travel dremagnum
Rating: 3.48/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 4:47 pm, #216795
Amen to that.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #129394
Niiiiice. 5L


ROCKETS -


TAGS: air travel day early entry after for***** premature launch balls blast off falic
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 1:41 pm, #139837
d***. Thanks, Zed. I never would have caught that. I guess I should have googled.
Zed - November 25, 2009, 12:08 pm, #139825
Funny, Bart, but the word you were looking for is "phallic", not "falic".
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 6:18 am, #139737
:-)


AIR TRAVEL - You name your son Falcon And you expect him NOT to try and fly?


TAGS: air travel day balloon boy
Rating: 3.27/5

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GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 8:34 pm, #139914
touche'


oh my god -




SITUATIONS - The grass is always greener. especially when there is a foot of ice on your car


TAGS: ice september travel
Rating: 3.15/5

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The Goat - September 20, 2009, 8:38 pm, #120119
anybody know where that ph**o was taken? It LOOKS like the waterfront at Burlington or Oakville, ON last winter but I didn't think they had it that bad!


OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -




HORIZON -




STATISTICALLY - Flying is the safest way to travel!


TAGS: air planes jets travel humor
Rating: 2.48/5

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uh oh - November 20, 2008, 9:20 pm, #38244
brown alert coming up


H.C. Andersen -




US AIRWAYS... - Just a Little Faster Than Driving


TAGS: travel
Rating: 2.31/5

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TIME TRAVEL -




MOROCCO - WHERE PLASTIC BAG IS THE MOST CONSUMABLE PRODUCT -




AIRBUS A380 - the most badass plane ever built


TAGS: airbus a380 plane air travel jet
Rating: 1.54/5
Cheech - May 23, 2009, 12:32 pm, #81659
I would say the most badass commuter plane. The most badass plane ever has got to be the F-22 Raptor.
Mr. Shiny - April 3, 2009, 4:08 am, #70016
Gentle and graceful? Ha! I have gone to the airport and personally watched it eat hundreds of people myself. The beast keeps taking more and more in until it is satisfied then it just flies off. It eventually comes back to feed again, but is always late.
anonymouse - April 1, 2009, 10:20 am, #69502
If i ever get to ride on it i'll probably be get a window over the wing
WTF - January 6, 2009, 12:44 pm, #49750
WRONG! The A-10 Warthog is the most bad-ass plane ever built! The A380 is a gentle and graceful giant.


true love -


TAGS: travel love follow me
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 9:37 pm, #260924
It's an aphorism by Robert Brault.
TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 8:34 pm, #260917
Thanks!
rerun - April 24, 2015, 8:08 pm, #260916

Fantastic


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: hell heaven vacation travel satan
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:25 pm, #258648
Thanks guys :)
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 5:03 pm, #258619
So..? Where's Hell? Gated, secret entry? 5'd, with reservations.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:40 am, #258592
HA! Dang fence...little help here!


Epiphany -




Walk -




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